In the beginning

For years people have been telling me to write down some of the crazy things that come out of my sons mouth.
 well he's 5 now, and his questions and comments just keep getting better. I'm sure allot of parents know what I'm talking about.
This Blog will now be my outlet to catalog and share these deep thoughts and embarrassing moments.   I'll start with my favorite one, My son and I were at walmart in the check out lane, he was 4 at the time. the check out lady was from India and had an accent. He looks at me and says "dad, why is she speaking Spanish?" ( and that's just the start..) the cashier was having a problem with something and call over another lady. She was a really big black woman. So now he leans over and says " dad, whats she doing over here?" and she says " i just came over to see how cute you are!" now i can see the look on his face, the gears were turning.. then he says "how now brown cow!" I wanted to crawl under the floor.... I don't embarrass easy, but that did it! She made a grunt noise and walked away.