What a view!!

So we goto the Dr. Yesterday and I park in the parking garage. Will says to me, " Dad can we drive to the top?" I said " why? ", and he replies, " cause since its really high, I wanna see the statue of liberty!"....

Lean mean grillin President...

So the other night, My wife was reading Will a story, and some how the Presidents became the topic.
She asked him if he knew who the 3rd president was, and his response was " Yeah, it was George Foreman!"

Bed time ramblings....

"Hey dad, you know what kinda pet I want on my next birthday? Oh wait, forget the birthday part. you know what kinda pet I want? A dolphin! Yeah, a dolphin, and i can take it to school. No that's a bad idea, dolphins like water, and theres now water at school." Ok, good night! "Oh wait, by the way dad, um... whats after 2012?" "You know what kinda pet i want instead of a dolphin? a hamster, with one of those ball that dont bounce, that just rolls, and if it dont roll you just push it."

Hey dad, Wanna hear a joke?

Will: Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Me: Why?
Will: Cause it was stuck in a crack!!

I guess he heard it on majic one morning on the way to school.